- What too many girls say in the mirror:
- Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
- What every girl should be saying in the mirror:
- Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie
NHL Free Agency Day One Summary
- Panthers: signed pretty much everybody available.
- Penguins: lost half their team in exchange for even more cap problems ... I bet Shero never would have left this happen.
- Sabres: brought back Moulson and some of the most team spirited Montreal Canadiens.
- Flyers: nothing
- Canucks: for being Canadien got really American today #MILLER.
- Blackhawks: *to busy calculating how to sign Kane & Toews*
- Avalanche: the newest home of Jarome PICK A DAMN TEAM Iginla
- Stars: Stanley Cup Champions 2015, calling it now.
- Caps: Overpaid for Brooks Orpik.
- Flames: looking pretty damn good actually
- Coyotes: *still trying to remember they are the ARIZONA Coyotes now*
- Red Wings: nothing.